Published On: 08-16-2006 05:43 AM
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That's right, your favorite unemployed something or other might actually get his ass out of his room (after a crushing romantic defeat) and find a job! Actually, I have one lined up; I'm going to be working as a medical clerk at a hospital, filing patient information, sending for patient information, all that good stuff that they're trusting into the hands of a  19 year old for $8.50 an hour. I'd be working weekdays from 8:30-4:30, keeping my nights and weekends clear as a bell. So, here's to snagging the job when my friend goes back to college (I've already called; they've said they'd call back and schedule and interview) and my friend also says there's a good chance that the job will be mine, because the other contender is a 16 year old girl who has her father do all the calling.

All I need to do is pass the drug test, (oh no I love the pots) and a background check (which has one blemish that'll go away when I turn 21) and then I'd be free to rake in the big bucks.

Be proud.

Published On: 07-11-2006 06:00 PM
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There's a fine line between posting something on an internet forum where I've taken the time and care to build a loving reputation as an egomanicial writer who has at least three (3) fans and writing in a blog. Writing in a blog means that I have something to say, some kind of soap box I've built to stand on, or perhaps just share thoughts of mine to the throngs and throngs of people that flock to my Zoints page looking for sage words of wisdom. Well, first I would need throngs, but that's neither here nor there.

I could write about movies, because I do see quite a lot of films, and I could write about my personal life, but in both instances these prompts are very dry and uninteresting. There's only so many ways I can say, "I really don't have a mother anymore; after the divorce, she turned into a giant, immature older sister, I'm an orphan blah blah," or, "Hey, that movie was pretty cool, there were some neat camera tricks, rabble rabble."

Of course, I could always write some blog-exclusive stories as incentives for people to start looking at my Zoints page more, but what would be the point? Most of the stuff I post I have trouble getting down on paper anyway, and coming up with a series of Zointsclusive stories would be incredibly taxing, because in addition to being unemployed, I also seem to have hit a dry-streak when it comes to writing actual stories instead of rants about the poor quality and lack of intelligence in the average internet(te).

So, I've written about four paragraphs now on absolutley nothing except why I shouldn't blog, and why my Zlog should be left barren and empty. Of course, it won't stay that way. I probably will amend it at some point, with all kinds if interesting adventures, and you will just click on it and go, "Wow, look at all those kinds of interesting adventures Mal is having while being unemployed."

But until then

I have no sign off.